Terms and Conditions
Welcome to The Bottle Shop’s Online Store
Effective Date: July 1, 2025
Before you click “Add to Cart” like a kid in a candy store, take a minute to read our Terms and Conditions. By using our Shopify-powered website, you’re agreeing to the fine print below. It’s not thrilling, but it’s important—kind of like reading the proof label before shotgunning a bottle of tequila.
1. Legal Drinking Age
You must be 21 or older to buy from us. No exceptions, no loopholes, no fake IDs. By placing an order, you confirm that you're of legal age to purchase alcohol in your jurisdiction.
If we find out otherwise, your order will be canceled faster than a cheap wine hangover.
2. Product Availability
Inventory moves fast around here. If something is out of stock, we’ll let you know. We reserve the right to limit quantities or discontinue products at any time—because even booze needs boundaries.
3. Payment Terms
We accept major credit/debit cards, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and more. Payment must be authorized and processed before we ship anything.
All prices are in U.S. Dollars and include applicable Tennessee alcohol taxes unless stated otherwise. Shipping costs will be calculated at checkout.
4. Order Processing & Shipping
We ship orders to eligible states in accordance with state and local alcohol laws. If your state says “no thanks” to direct-to-consumer booze sales, we won’t break the law to make a sale.
Expect fulfillment within 1–3 business days, barring acts of God, FedEx blunders, or the occasional bourbon-related delay.
5. Returns & Refunds
Due to the nature of our products, all sales are final.
That said, if your order arrives broken, wrong, or possessed by demons, email us at [insert email] within 48 hours. We’ll make it right—within reason.
We do not accept returns on opened bottles (because, come on), nor do we refund for buyer’s remorse or "I didn’t read the label."
6. Promotions, Discounts & Loyalty Perks
Coupons, promo codes, and loyalty points are subject to change or cancellation at any time. Most can’t be combined—so no, you can’t stack five discounts like a Jenga tower.
If we suspect abuse (like making 17 accounts for 10% off), we reserve the right to void discounts and ban you from future offers. Play fair.
7. SMS & Email Marketing
By signing up for texts or emails, you agree to receive marketing messages from us. They’ll include updates, offers, and maybe the occasional dad joke.
You can unsubscribe any time. Just text “STOP” or click the unsubscribe link. No ghosting required.
8. User Behavior
You agree not to:
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Use the site for anything illegal, shady, or scammy
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Try to hack, reverse-engineer, or abuse our Shopify store
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Upload viruses, spam, or nonsense
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Pretend to be someone you’re not (including a 21-year-old if you’re not)
We have the right to suspend or ban anyone who violates these rules—no drama, just gone.
9. Intellectual Property
All content on our site—logos, images, product descriptions, puns, and more—belong to The Bottle Shop. You may not use, copy, or redistribute anything without our permission.
Don’t make us send a cease-and-desist with a cork in it.
10. Limitation of Liability
We do our best to ensure everything on our site is accurate and functioning. But we’re not liable for:
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Typos or outdated info
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Interrupted service or bugs (thanks, internet)
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What happens after you consume our products—drink responsibly, folks
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Any damages from using our site or products
Use at your own risk. Be smart. Hydrate.
11. Changes to These Terms
We may update these terms as we grow or as Shopify rolls out new stuff. If we make any big changes, we’ll update the date above and possibly shout it from the rooftops (or via email).
Your continued use of our site = your agreement to the latest version.
12. Contact Us
Got questions? Need to dispute a charge? Want to tell us how great our whiskey selection is?
Questions? Concerns? Compliments?
Email: info@bottleshop-mcewen.com
Call: (615) 807-1656
Mail: The Bottle Shop, 1556 West McEwen Drive #102, Franklin, TN 37067